May 10, 2007

Paisley and McGuinness brought together via miracle of Photoshop

Source: NewsBiscuit

(Editor’s note, pretty sure this is a parody…hope it’s a parody)

Northern Ireland awoke to a new era of peace this morning thanks to the latest digital imaging techniques.

Utilising the latest Photoshop software, Tony Blair and Irish Premier Bertie Ahern toiled into the early hours, cutting and pasting images of DUP and Sinn Fein members together to create a new power-sharing assembly at Stormont.

‘Gosh,’ admitted a bleary eyed Mr Blair, ‘It’s been a lot of hard work, but the results speak for themselves.’ Mr Blair added, ‘Photoshop allows us to give the impression that these guys are all in the same room at the same time, and getting on like a house of fire. Of course if they were all in the room at the same time then the House probably would be on fire, and we’d all be running for cover.

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Including the lines…

“Mr Blair today had nothing but praise for Adobe Photoshop suggesting that the possibilities it offered were almost limitless. However Adobe later issued a statement saying that any attempts to put a picture of Gordon Brown smiling besides Tony Blair might cause the software to crash resulting in permanent damage to the computer.”


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